December 2011
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Your crush needs Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation
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Ako na pinagkaitan ng height...
Auntie: Red? Lavender yung motif ng kasal aa?
Ako: Ma, hindi mo naman sinabing lavender yung motif ng kasal. Red na red ako o!
Mama: Sige magpalit ka, hihintayin kita.
Auntie: Wag na! Mapagkamalan ka pang flower girl.
Bisita (kung sino man yun): Oo nga! mas malala baka ipatong ka pa nila sa cake!
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My mom: So what's new?
Me: Well All Time Low-
My mom: No I mean in school. Anything with your friends or classes or something?
Me: Well Alex Gaskarth-
My mom: DON'T YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE THAT'S NOT ALL TIME LOW RELATED?
Me: Well there's this other band-
My mom: I give up...
The little things you do make me smile the most.
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So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store, asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in. Everyone...
